!!! Got My Crack Filled this Morning !!! !Oh baby! I woke up this morning to the sounds of my crack getting filled! All hot and gooey ... you could see the steam rising up from my freshly filled crack. First they blow all the dust, dirt, and pine needles out of your crack, and then pumped it full of almost boiling thick and black and sticky liquid goo! And they fill your crack more than full. Pump it in until the crack is filled and they don't stop until it oozes over the top! Actually, com
Oh MY Muffins! and Other Mysteries of Fixin' Brekkie Oh MY! ... can you believe it??? Three days running and nothing has !EXPLODED! during brekkie preparation!!! The nuclurizer has been well behaved. As have the eggs and oatmeal. I am not sure how long this streak can last, so I will revel in it while I can! Today I baked brekkie in my countertop oven. I do not have a real oven, so I bake, toast, and broil in a European style countertop oven, sort of an overgrown toaster oven. Today's me
Bag Ladies Lose Option in San Francisco March 28, 2007 09:20 AM EDT Yesterday, on a 10 to 1 vote, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors made their choice known in the ubiquitous paper versus plastic grocery bagging quandry. The vote bans non-biodegradable plastic bags in the city's large grocery stores and pharmacies. This ground-breaking new ordinance, probably the first of its kind in the US, will take effect in six months affecting drug and grocery stores with annual sales greate
Attention! No More Tattoos The U.S. Marine Corps has issued an order restricting tattoos. Beginning this Sunday, 01 April 2007, members of the corps can no longer get tattoos below the elbow or knee. Areas of the body that may be visible to other people. In a statement announcing the policy change Marine Corps General James T. Conway said, "Some Marines have taken the liberty of tattooing themselves to a point that is contrary to our professional demeanor and the high standards America ha
What are You really Worth? Depending where you land in an array of variables - height, weight, lifestyle-characteristics, and the daily swing in the commodities markets - you are probably worth somewhere from $4.50 to $45,000,000. ... yes ... that's right - from FOUR dollars and 50 cents up to a whopping !!!Forty-five MILLION dollars!!! If you were broken down to tissues and bodily fluids, extracted anit-bodies, and harvested vital organs you might just be a walking multi-millionaire! You