What The Hell Is Going On?
Ouch that had to hurt getting impaled with a heel. See that's why I avoid those instruments of torture. I don't care if they make you seem taller. They are just a recipe for disaster but I'm sure that did wake up Cheryl who found herself in bed with Charlotte. She has no clue that she just stumbled in and fell into bed. Nothing happened but now she's talking about going gay which of course makes me think of Xander when he considered it himself because he was such a demon magnet when it came to girls. Charlotte and India decide to have a little fun with her making it seem like something happened after all Cheryl doesn't remember since she was uber trolleyed which I'm thinking is British for very drunk.
Steph ends up waking in Loretta's bed. The girl comes up with another lie and tries to turn things around claiming it was Jake that was lying about Loretta saying she had cancer. I could be wrong but I thought Frankie was around for that at least when Loretta was saying she knew what Steph was going through since she'd had it herself but I could be wrong. She goes on with some story about her being abused by her PE teacher. Hell mine just wanted me to get hit in the head by a ball. So Steph now has doubts about him since Loretta's trying to tell her that she thinks Jake is losing it and she does mention his week with Psycho Nurse Caroline. I actually think I feel bad for the guy although it looks like Frankie isn't buying it yet anyway.
Cheryl's wigged but ends up letting it slip to Darren that she won the lottery which leads to him being interested. Bad Darren and Suzanne sees him with Cheryl and wonders what the hell she was thinking when she left Nev for this guy. I don't think it was a bad idea for her to leave Nev since he's a crappy husband but yeah leaving him for Darren wasn't the best idea in the world. She can always blame the booze for sleeping with him again or as you Brits say shagging him when she hadn't planned to. Darren can be such an idiot. I hope Cheryl has her lottery ticket in a safe place so she can cash it in. Damn I want a bird to shit on me so I could win too but of course I'd have to buy a ticket first since that would help.
Myra wants to sell some ceramic dogs but she wants to keep Buster since he was Queenie McQueen's favorite. Theresa offers to clean them up since she wants to be close to her ancestor. Nice faces Theresa but once again what you were saying they were just didn't seem to match what you were doing. She kind of looked like she was having a hard time taking a crap or something. Anyhoo Jacqui and Myra leave to go to the salon and shortly after that Kyle breaks in wanting the gun. Um don't the police have it since that would be the gun that Gormless Tit had in his bag when he kidnapped Anita? I guess he doesn't know about that. He isn't happy that people think he's the Daddy of Theresa's baby. Um I'm pretty sure Theresa never said he was since it was more of an assumption on Lauren's part and hell it is easier than telling the girl that hey I slept with your brother before he remarried my cousin and got knocked up with his kid which led to me losing it and shooting him. Nope I don't see that happening. They came back and scared off Kyle but he's going to be back. So now Myra wants to know what's going on. Uh oh.
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