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Things Are Rarely What They Seem

It took me a minute to figure out who the voice was. I hate when that happens when I see someone or hear someone that I know I've seen or heard before but I can't place them. Luckily this time I cleared it up pretty quick unless of course I'm wrong about who she is but I would swear that this is crazy Allison Perkins talking. I won't ask since no one really answers my questions anyway.

Now I'm hoping Victor walks through the door next after Tomas. It just sucked that Schizo decided to kill his twin brother even though the poor guy was just another victim of that evil bitch Irene. It wasn't his fault that he was programmed to be his twin brother. No one tried killing John because he thought he was Roman for all those years in Salem. Okay I'll watch General Hospital while it lasts for that little bit of Llanview but that doesn't mean I think Schizo and Boobzilla should be together. Well she's stupid so maybe she does deserve him.

That neck kiss thing he did in another episode just gave me the creeps. I don't know how the guy can stand to look into the faces of the people who loved Victor after what he did. Of course my hope is that Irene decided to dick with her least favorite son by making him think he killed his brother while Victor's being held captive somewhere. He ends up escaping and finally reunites with Tea and gets the news about being a daddy. Well a girl can dream. I am babbling while watching so I could be right about this but I'm not holding my breath although I'm still hoping Victor shows up at the end or something. If David Hayward can bring back so many people back from the dead I think Llanview should be able to pull one off.

Wow Starr got to LA pretty fast. It all depends on what plane you fly. She ends up going to Langston and Markko. I still think his name is spelled stupid but the same could be said about Starr too. Really is there a need for the second R? I don't think there is. It doesn't change the name. It just adds to confusion when there are plenty of other words out there that confuse the hell out of people like loose and lose for some strange reason. I don't know why they end up confused since I find them very easy to tell apart but I'm also the wacky girl that has that comma phobia. No idea where it came from.

Yep Destiny's ready to go to the hospital. It is handy that everyone is there. Roxy would have freaked if it happened during Fraternity Row. She would have stayed behind and watched although I'm pretty sure that they could TiVo it. I'm probably the one person on the planet that doesn't have one or a DVR thingie. I even have a VCR. Depending on where a tape gets recorded I could end up with a fun jumpy tape with a bit of fuzz which always makes things even funner.

So Allison wrote the final show at least in her mind she did. I'm confused about that part. I'm often confused so I guess I'm kind of comfortable in the land of confusion. I just wish Allison left out the icky parts between the idiot and her killer. Well her brother killer would be more accurate unless Victor shows up and damn it to hell I want that happen. Maybe she's in St Anne's so I'll be seeing her soon. Yep even now I'm in denial that this is really the end.

Come on Clint open the paternity test results already. Viki is opening them and damn it now they've gone back to Destiny and her stupid labor. I'm guessing this will be quick labor since there isn't much time. Oh yeah that's really handy since Vivian is there so Destiny will be okay although she won't have drugs. I'd demand drugs if I ever got stupid and decided to get pregnant.

You don't have to read the whole thing Viki. Get to the good part already. Damn it this is going to kill me. I just hope I don't electrocute myself while watching this. A brief stop in LA before it goes back to Destiny and her stupid baby. Hey I put a ban on babies in soap land but I'd be willing to lift it if it meant this was uncancelled. Surprise Matthew you're about to become a daddy. I get why everyone is annoyed with him but I think people aren't thinking from his point of view. He wakes up and finds he's going to be a daddy. That's pretty heavy when time didn't seem to pass for you at all.

Maybe Schizo is feeling guilty about what he did Boobzilla. He should feel guilty especially when he looks at that sweet little Sam's face. I know Tomas I'm confused about that too but Boobzilla is totally dumb as I've mentioned. Sorry Tomas your girlfriend is a total moron. I don't blame him for wanting to go after Schizo because Schizo needs to be beaten or something. But I still have my fingers crossed that Victor will walk in. No I don't since I wasn't watching then you dummy. Oh wait yes I was or was I? I'm confused at this point. Stupid Schizo don't confuse me. Okay I wasn't watching. Killing your twin brother goes on the top of the list since he's my favorite Manning you dumbass.

Stupid allergies. Yay Clint's the daddy. Well just because someone is crazy doesn't mean that they can't tell the truth. I'm crazy myself and I'm not lying all the time. Sadly it was just a brief yay moment before they went back to Destiny and the I'm having a baby thing. Really? Did we need that to be so drawn out? Finally the kid arrives and I have no idea what it is but the little thing does have a lot of hair. That's a lot of hair I'm seeing.

Back to the wacko who appears to be telling this story to someone who might be lying in a bed. Fingers crossed that the person in the bed is Victor. Yes I know I've said it before but damn it I want Tea and Victor reunited. Back to Starr who is chatting to Langston. Oh great now it is back to Destiny. Seriously? Why are they showing so much of her? Seriously? So the baby is a boy and Destiny did it. Yes Bo we know she did it since that's how she got knocked up in the first place. I do wonder about David's kid. I had a random thought about Rick the porn guy being his son. For the love of Zeus don't call him Moses.

No I'm not crying. So it goes from yay you're my dad in every way to what the fuck with Schizo sending Starr the creepy Cole? What the fuck? I thought he was supposed to have faked his death so he could go be with his parents. Of course I had no idea how they were supposed to know where Manicate and Head Guy were. He was just a back of the head. And eeww now it looks like Schizo is going to do Boobzilla. What an idiot. She's as dumb as Sami Brady although it could be the other way around. At least this guy doesn't blink all the freaking time and flail around like he's a octopus having a seizure.

Back to Allison. Oh so she's made herself a Mary Sue. Oh Viki don't even get me started on what's wrong. While Natalie goes off to tell Rex the news about Jess the bell rings and there's Brody. I guess he won't be at St Anne's when I check in later this evening. So what she's going to magically forget about Ford and fall into Brody's arms? Isn't that the same crap they pulled with Natalie? I always preferred Brody and Nat as friends. What's next? Ford isn't the father? Oh wait no that can't happen since there was just the one DNA test done.

Oh thank god they didn't go with some bizarro name The little guy is named Drew and thanks to David whose doppelganger hasn't been in Fairview much lately he's ready to be a daddy more or less. Aw I think he was even crying. I know I wasn't. Okay I got misty a little bit but I have to admit that I'm just not there yet. Maybe when the end is nearer I will be because there won't be another episode to watch on Monday. ABC you suck ass. It makes no sense that they hate daytime soaps while they have nighttime soaps. But I won't get into a rant about although I've probably already scared everyone off that stumbled across this babble.

I want the book thrown at Schizo but of course the ass is going to get away with it. I think we should stand there and throw books at Schizo. Even though he's an asshole I don't mind the view when he's shirtless. That doesn't mean I think these two should be together. I think she's out of her mind. She should be checking into St Anne's with me. More like I'm obsessed with you. Maybe she's just addicted to this moron. He must be good in the sack. Now that I think about it she hasn't had any in a while since she just had that one time with Tomas.

Okay Bo kind of made me tear up a little. Now Allison is back talking. Thank you for that Brody. That's nice of you to be sorry about his death. Sure Ford wasn't always the best guy but he was never a monster. He did change for the better. It's just sad that he won't get the chance to see his son grow up. And I'm sad that I won't be seeing his abs on a regular basis. Bye Brody.

Oh great they go to stupid creepy Cole and Starr which totally cut off Clint asking Viki to marry him. I don't want to see this stupid guy. Cole wasn't a prize even if it was the original guy. So he magically came back from seeing his parents. Well his dad is just the back of a head. I guess Starr has the same kind of brain as her mom although Cole wasn't ever evil unlike Schizo. So she's forgotten about the Hannah thing. Oh well who cares at this point since this Cole creeps me out. I don't know why they didn't have Ford live so James wouldn't get screwed over twice. At least Jess got a partial happy ending since Mitch isn't her biological father after all.

Tomas I won't be holding my breath on that. I don't think he'll pay at all. It seems like he never has. Damn it I want my Victor back. This is just causing more confusion since four Llanview residents are moving to Port Charles. So I'm guessing he doesn't pay and damn it once again I'll say it I want Victor back. I want Tea to have a happy ending. At least it would help make up for the lack of John and Natalie in this episode which should have been two hours instead of just one. Of course ABC sucks ass so they wouldn't do that. So John shows up to arrest Schizo. They bust into the room where he's shirtless. What the hell? That's it?

What the fuck? What the fuck? I had to say that twice. So the person in the bed was Victor. He's all tied up. Why couldn't it be his brother instead? This doesn't make any sense. Allison was in prison at least that's what it seemed like since she was wearing the prison outfit when she went to see Viki and Clint so how the hell did she end up dressed like Pam Douglas with Victor tied up in a bed.? This just sucks. I hope Prospect Park rots in hell for doing this along with everyone else that contributed to the murder of this soap.  I wonder if Alilson watches La Casa De Al Lado

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