Swingers Lunch
Oh great it looks like Chloe's British cousin is staying around so I dub her Ditzy. Well it does rhyme with Mitzeee. She certainly hates her cousin Bubble Head doesn't she? I just don't get the appeal since Carl just isn't doing it for me but I'm not all crazy about soccer people like you Brits are either. I do wonder how much of the conversation that Carl and Ditzy were having that Jemma heard. She had just decided to take Dad up on his job offer while the two were chatting upstairs.
Oh Dom was just funny in this episode since he was going a bit nuts. Maybe the boredom drove him insane or he caught Loretta's crazy like some weird kind of cooties that struck when a ball went through his window. Um I'm confused about why a baseball was being used with golf clubs. Okay I'm not 100% sure that it was a baseball but it looked too big to be a golf ball. I don't know if they come in sizes. Well Ste was going by at the time so Dom just assumed it was him. What is it with the guy anyway? He keeps accusing Ste of things that he didn't do.
He goes over to see Ste dressed up in his fake cop outfit. What are they called? I forget the name but it is a cop that isn't a cop. Maybe Jason Stackhouse should try being one of those instead of continuing his quest to be a cop. Anyway he accuses Ste of throwing the ball and then he has a meltdown outside. He's arguing with himself and it is quite entertaining. Well Jemma and her brothers see him so out comes the cell phone. He's just arguing with himself so he grabs a branch and starts beating the window. I'm just not sure what he was trying to do since it didn't break.
Nancy's still with Loretta who has no idea what to do. She tries to talk Nancy into believing that it was an accident but she's not buying that. Just because you hit your head doesn't mean you've lost your brains. Anyhoo Jake shows up and he was pretty awesome. He talks Loretta down. I think even Nancy was impressed. So another person goes off to the loony bin. That's the third person since I've been watching. She ends up revealing that she was sexually abused when she was younger but no one believed it so it is ironic that now everyone believed every lie she ever told. Nancy decides to not mention that Loretta's the one that attacked her. She instead blamed a wobbly chair that she used to get a book.
I just wish they showed Kris's interview with the bank. He goes to the interview all dressed up makeup included and he ends up getting the job. Maybe she liked it when he winked at her. Maybe he should have gone to the toilet on her desk. I wonder what he's going to do now. I just can't see him working at a bank. At least he's able to hang out with Zak now since he's in the doghouse. I guess Michaela didn't want fish fingers. I wouldn't either since it is called fingers. I'm thinking those are fish sticks and not actual fingers. It would just be odd to eat something called fingers although I am curious about the chocolate fingers which seems to be some kind of cookie in England.
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