RedGage

The title was certainly fitting since it was a surprise twice over. First Bianca's wigging out because Byron keeps passing out. She had sex with him and had no clue that she was boinking her brother. That made me think of Passions. How I miss that soap. So before you have sex with a random guy you might want to fingerprint him first just in case after all you don't want to find out you've boinked a family member.

Oh crap I forget the name of Bianca's husband. I blame the surprise surprise and the lack of oxygen to my brain. Portia offers to marry him and have Sebastian help smooth things out so he won't get into trouble for the faking his death thing. Apparently that's against the law. That's good to know. The plan was to pretend he had an accident and amnesia which resulted in his marriage to Portia.

What's his face wants to take things slow. That's probably a good idea. Before the clothes start coming off Portia decides to share something with what's his name. I really can't remember it. I'm usually good with names once I know the name. Anyhoo it turns out that she's a dude with a penis. What's his face was a bit surprised. Well it isn't every day you get married to a chick with a penis. The whole hermaphrodite thing reminds me of Passions again and Vincent/Valerie.

I do wonder why Bryon keeps passing out. Maybe he got bad plastic surgery. This could be some weird bad afterness. He probably should have gone to the doctor that Jane Campbell used. Or maybe he's having some weird allergic reaction after having sex with his sister. Maybe his body knew he was boinking his sister and started flipping out. I sure as hell don't know.

Another treat was KC Corrigan showing up. I can't wait for California Heaven to come back. She got the urge to buy some diamonds. Oh sure I know exactly how that goes. Of course I can't get diamonds since I don't have money but crystal is pretty and shiny. I do like shiny things. She takes her necklace and goes.

Of course my soap can't even begin to compare since my writing sucks and there's the whole comma phobia I just can't explain but I did create Crystal Falls . Check it out and perhaps make fun of me for thinking I could do one. It is also over at Moonlight Dwelling but I don't know if the website loads slowly or if my writing just sucks so bad that no one wants to read anything I write.