Season 7, Time for a Wedding!
Raise your hand if you think that's an odd name for an episode. Just me probably but I think way too much. If only Becky had taken off his shirt when she magically roofied Sam. I wonder if I can get some of that purple stuff. Sadly the only bare thing about Sam was his feet unless I was hallucinating. That's possible I guess but not sure why I'd hallucinate feet. Maybe that purple stuff will help me deal with the horror show that a certain soap is turning into where a Dean Winchester lookalike used to live. I did like the exploding cake.Funny but I don't remember the guys going to Vegas. Sam goes off camping and Dean goes to a strip club. He ends up getting a text from Sam and ends up at a chapel. I loved the look on Dean's face when he saw the bride coming his way. Yep Sam and Becky got married but damn it to hell there was no shirt removal at all. I feel utterly cheated. I bet Becky feels cheated too although she did get to do some groping. Well I don't blame her for that.Dean has no idea what's going on but something is off. Becky runs into a guy named Guy who turns out to be the one giving Becky the purple magical elixir. I wonder if I can get some. He's also arranging the reunion which is probably a big part of the reason why Becky wanted to marry Sam after all he would a pretty awesome thing to show off. Sadly no one was shirtless. I am glad that scrawny what's his name wasn't shirtless. He seemed oddly familiar but I have no idea why. I just hope it doesn't drive me insane.The purple stuff doesn't last long so Becky had to dose him a few times since he'd wake up and realize that something was off. Finally she had to hit him on the head with the waffle iron that Dean bought as a wedding present and tied him to the bed. Yep Sam was all tied up again and without his pants. Why not his shirt is what came to mind but that could just be me. She thinks Guy is just a Wiccan but he's really a crossroads demon who isn't doing deals in an actual crossroads which is handy since I might need to make a deal myself to deal with a disturbing issue with my soap.Dean ends up getting paired up with Scrawny whose name I can't remember for the life of me. Seriously I can't remember if anyone even called him anything. I think I could beat him up. I have no idea how he managed to survive. He's about the same size as Becky. Also Dean ends up with a new outfit. He was wearing tweet and oh my was that a sweater I saw? I think that would be a first. Well he has worn a vest but I'm pretty sure he hasn't worn a sweater unless that wasn't a sweater. So he was rocking the Tweed Porn which reminds me I have to see if I have that on my list.There are freak accidents like that really cool one where this guy who was hitting some balls ends up getting hit in the face courtesy of the demon. The one making the deal ends up biting it a lot quicker than they normally would. I just wonder why Guy was willing to give Becky such a great deal. He was going to give her twenty-five years. Luckily Sam talked her into helping out instead. She also might want to see about getting some help for that sniffing problem. Yep she sniffed the markers on the page of the book where she wrote Sam loves Becky which did inspire another porn when Sam wiped the ink off her nose. He even said he loved it.Becky ends up going to Guy and acts like she's going to take the deal but instead she traps the guy in a Devil's Trap. But they had no idea that this guy had a partner which put a crimp in things and Scrawny was no help at all. It did look like Dean's been practicing his Latin. Becky ends up using the knife on the blonde guy who never had a name and hello Crowley shows up. He didn't seem all that impressed with Becky. Anyhoo it turns out that the reason the guys haven't run into any demons was because of Crowley telling them to leave the guys alone so they can deal with the Leviathans. How about having them help get rid of the Leviathans since there's no love lost between demons and the black goo?Dean hands over Guy to Crowley and everyone takes off. Sam and Becky's marriage is annulled and I can't stress how utterly ripped off I feel about him not being shirtless. Tied to the bed shirtless would have been fine with me since I'm dying to see a shirtless Winchester. It is rarer than an eclipse. Hell it's like that comet that comes to Earth every hundred years or so. Someone needs to train them about it being their duty to take their shirts off stat. Sam on Private Practice was shirtless so why not Sam or even better Dean or even more better both but that I think that's highly unlikely to happen.Sam tells Becky that she isn't a loser and Scrawny seems to like Becky. Maybe things will work out better with him since things went south with Chuck. It turns out that he dumped her. Maybe he was scared of her or she could have called out Sam's name in bed. I could totally see that happening. Or he refused to shave that crap off his face. The guy looks better clean shaven. He hugs Dean before going back to Becky's place and aw the boys have a brotherly moment. Sam might be crazy but he seems to be a stable crazy. I'm just not sure how Dean feels about taking care of himself. Maybe he could work on his self esteem first.http://moonlightdwelling.com
