Other Peoples Bodies
This was another great episode of DeVantiy. That Claudia is one evil bitch. I wonder if the husband is as bad as she claims since she's just horrible. That just made me feel all warm and funny inside when Claudia threatened to cut off her daughter's penis. Who wouldn't want a mother like that? Maybe someone could throw her out the window.
Lara is one busy girl but I get the feeling things are going to go straight to hell now that Jackie knows that Sebastian was paid to give her a hysterectomy. I just found it a little weird how Jackie was going on about wanting a baby when she went to him for an abortion. Maybe it was all about having a baby with a certain guy. Well that dream will be going out the window. I smell a future catfight.
Andrew showed up and let Byron know that he boinked his sister. He has the place wired up like Alistair Crane did in Harmony so he was a video of the pool boinking. So if Byron doesn't sell his shares this video will be going viral on the porn version of Youtube. Okay I have no idea where it will be going viral but I do know it will be going viral somewhere.
Byron ends up remembering what happened to him after he gets his ass kicked. He knows that Lara tried to kill him. Oh that bitch is in a world of trouble right now. I think there's going to be a line forming since Jackie a and Byron will want to kill her. Here's hoping that Lara is able to set up her sister's surgery before the shit hits the fan. Maybe Alex and Portia have a shot at happiness. Or maybe he won't be able to get past the whole penis thing.
