Go Home
So much for Jacqui having a nice day on the couch. Those plans get changed when a letter from the council comes about the woods getting dug up which is where she hid the gun. Wouldn't it be a better idea to dump it in the water somewhere? She gets dressed but Carmel comes back because she forgot her keys and oops Jacqui's excuse for going out went out the window when Carmel pulled out a bottle of whatever that was. I was thinking milk but it looks funny so I'm going with it not being milk unless milk looks strange in England. But of course that makes no sense because milk is milk no matter where you happen to be. Finally Jacqui gets her chance to get the gun but oops there's Carmel again needing Jacqui's help since there are lady men that want the works after all there's that party that Charlotte and Kris are throwing. Wow they were tall weren't they? That's so cute how she calls them lady men because it sounds nicer. Oh Carmel you gotta love that girl.
Des strikes again by spray painting Go Home on Relish. Bitter much? Dude you're the one that took that fight into a real one so now you're all pissy because Ravi proved himself to be a good fighter and had the nerve to hit you. I'm sure Rose will be proud. He just disgusts me and Michaela shows up with Zak wanting to do a story about it. Ravi just wants to clean it off and let it go. Since Gaz is lurking around Anita assumes he did it which isn't such a stretch after all he did it before. Wasn't that him with his fellow thugs? Michaela decides to recreate the graffiti so she can do a story so her heart was in the right place but it wasn't the best idea in the world. But don't fear Carmel stepped in with the best line of all, "In fairness she was trying to help out the ethical minorities."
Hey it is summer so why are they in school? Summer school I guess. Anita goes to school and sees Gaz lurking around after all he's been following her so it is totally understandable why she'd think he was the one that wrote that message on Relish. Lauren shows up and Anita tells her that she's sure that he did it. If I didn't know it was Des I'd think the same thing. Des breaks it up and basically gives Gaz or the Gormless Tit his blessing to take care of Anita off school grounds and deal with her. Oh I'm sure he just loves this little toad and I'm sure he'd be thrilled to know that he's no longer with Lauren. Of course Gaz being stupid blames Anita for the breakup. No dude that was all you. Anita freaks out and runs to Evissa and ends up finding the gun that fell out of Jacqui's purse. Whoops looks like someone forgot to zip her purse. But Carmel took off with Zak to find out about the Gaz sitch.
After taking care of the lady men Des shows up and I'm wondering what his plans are. He did hint to Zak that he was up to something but not what. Zak tried to get him to spill but he wouldn't and called Zak soft. No I agree that Zak came to his sense since Des is just plain nuts. Des was trying to convert him to his warped way of thinking after his brother died. Since Jacqui's purse was heavy she decided to leave it at Evissa. Des was curious about it but like Carmel said a lady's bag is sacred. Is a gun really that heavy? They don't look like they are and this is just a handgun,
Dave talks Dom and Elliot into coming to the party. He tells them that straight girls will be there. Um Dave bisexuals are there which means some of the girls will like guys as well as girls but that doesn't seem to pop into his head. There is this one girl who Dave isn't sure is a girl named Terry that is clearly interested. I think he's wigged because there's a chance she could be a he. Dom ends up having a great time since he runs into a pal of his Big Danny who he knows from reenactments so he's having fun. Elliot's bummed that his strange food is being ignore. What is that anyway? I'm not sure I'd eat those round red things and I'm not sure what those pink things are either. Maybe after some liquid courage Dave will talk to the girl.
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