Battle Of The Brides
I know I wear jewelry when I go swimming. Of course mine isn't as big. Ooh turquoise and I believe that could be carnelians or is it coral? Maybe Jason has a water phobia. I'm sure he's thinking about the catfight in the pool between his sisters. How nice he wants to kick her out of the family. I wonder if there are any openings since I would mind being back in La La land where the timezone isn't stupid and the weather doesn't totally suck.
Anyhoo while Bianca was in New York she ended up getting married. Tis the season I guess but she has no idea that she isn't really married since her dead husband isn't dead after all. I should have someone come back from the dead on my soap. Okay it sucks and pales in comparison and there's the stupid comma phobia. I don't talk about it.
I'd fake my death if it wasn't illegal. It would be nice to just start all over and this time be someone rich. Oh so maybe the marriage is legal if Alex was declared dead. Hell he could end up in jail although he probably won't. I'm sure he'll just pay a fine or something if it even comes to that. I guess that faking your death is one way to find out who goes to your funeral. Hmm looks like Portia wants Alex and she seems to know something. That makes me wonder what she knows.
It makes perfect sense for Bianca to want to boink Byron who has a new face. Yeah that's one way to piss off Jason. I'm sure she'll be thrilled when she finds out who this guy is. It seemed like Jason was so distracted and pissed off at the news of Bianca's marriage that he forgot to say who her visitor was. Maybe he just did that on purpose to screw with her.
Someone really should work on the sarcasm font. I've appointed trebuchet as the sarcasm font but sadly you can't always change the font.
