Dear Red Cross
Dear Red Cross, I just left your dank little office on Woodward and I am not happy. First of all, please remember that I am doing you a favor. You guys are the ones who call me every three weeks and ask when I can help you again. You guys are the ones who complain that there are always blood shortages. So why not try making some changes to your staff! For starters, you can fire the 80 year old man at the front desk who apparently doesn't care enough to even look up from his book while he barks orders for you to read the safety precautions pamphlet. Also, I know that you might see a lot of people throughout the day, but please take a little notice of whom you are speaking with. It is more than insulting to be asked your name six times in the span of fifteen minutes. Essentially what I'm asking for a little more welcoming tone. Why not say 'thank you for coming in today' instead of 'sit in those chairs and read the safety precautions'. Or perhaps (and I know this is asking a lot) have someone actually say 'goodbye' and 'thank you' as you walk out. Baby steps Red Cross, baby steps. see you in november assholes!