the outback adventure
miller lite, redgage.
yes, i i said miller lite. i'll tell you why in a second. i decied to write this bog as a travel blog. i am currently at outback steakhouse--drinking nonetheless--writing my daily blog for you. i was going to leave, but thanks to my friend tommy, i have/want to stay and continue this drinking extravaganza. so why did i say miller lite? i think miller lite is probably, if not definitely, one of the best light beers ever made. my friend jason likes to call miller lite 'liquid gold.' i must warn you, i am a bit under the buzz, so expect this blog to be a bit weird.
song of the day: metallica - whiskey in a jar
the album is gargage.inc (thanks to tommy scriz) for your song of the day; although we are not drinking whiskey in a jar. tommy decided to read over my blog and said that whiskey in a jar would be the best song for today's blog. i couldn't argue considering that whiskey is my personal favorite liquor.
i was thinking that we should have a joke of the month, but i quickly realized that was NOT enough jokes. i think we need a 'every random day' joke. so here is your first (lame) joke...
why was the cucumuber shy? .............
because it saw the salad dressing!!
maybe not the best joke ever, but this is where you come in. if you send me some jokes that i can use, i will definitely add them to the list of jokes to add to the blogs.
i will be the first to admit that this may not be the best blog i've written, but i have quite a few to make up for it. :P
have a good weekend, redgage.
mark.
*blog 9 of 365*
