RedGage

 

So my best friend and business partner Jason came over this morning to chill and take care of some business stuff. He suggested we go get breakfast from McDonalds. I haven't had that for a bit so I was game. So we load up in his shitbox (seriously, he got it for free a couple years ago and...well the AC works great so whatever, point is its filthy) and off we go.

 

I live in Key West, FL. Tiny place. Island is only 4x2 miles at its widest points. But, because we have just the most awesome city planners in the fucking world, we have years worth of construction going on all over the island, but most importantly on N Roosevelt Blvd, which is one of (the main one actually) main conduits of the city. Anyway its been turned into a 1 way road for a few years, sucks ass. So anyway we go all the way around and get to McDonalds...and its packed to the gills. Fuck. Of course it is, its like 8am.

 

Ok so Wendy's it is, there's never anyone at Wendy's lol. You know why? Because the Key West Wendy's blows fucking asshole. God awful service generally, with today being a stellar example. I don't know why but I recorded our whole trip so I know that we were sitting there waiting, no one ahead of us, for 7 minutes before someone opened the window to take our money. It was not a large order either; 2 oatmeals, a small OJ, a breakfast sandwich meal with a coke. Thats it. Whatever, 7 minutes. The place is awful.

 

So anyway we leave and as we're leaving I notice its raining, I think I make note of it. So I go to roll up my window and... PS I curse like a fuckin asshole.. I don't know why, bad upbringing or whatever. Anyway I'm cursing a lot so if theres kids or you're not down with kinda thing you might not wanna watch my videos.