When you drunk pee yourself, try not to do it in front of your boss
I heard a very funny story recently about someone’s drunken mistake at a corporate event.
The story I was told is about a person who works in HR. Apparently she got incredibly wasted - I MEAN CRAZY WASTED - in front of all her coworkers and bosses, including the CEO. She not only decided to pee in front of everybody outside, but then fell onto the ground while peeing and figured ‘Hey this is easier.’ So she laid on the ground and peed…. I’m not joking. Where did she think she was!? Her first frat party freshman year? That’s even worse than a friend of mine who once popped a squat outside a party, lifted her skirt and peed, only to realize afterward that she was still wearing her leggings and underwear. You know who you are! She even tried to hook up with a guy later. I guess she was hoping he wouldn’t notice that she had peed her pants! What hot messes, right!? I myself have never done anything so horrid. I’ll give you a moment to process the sarcasm…… 
Ok. Ok. I’ll admit it. I’ve done some awfully embarrassing things while out drinking - tales which I am choosing not to rehash at this moment (I’ll save those stories for a later date). I’m just happy those days are behind me. But even though frat parties are a thing of the past, I still kind of like beer pong and I certainly love to go out drinking. When you get way too drunk outside of college, instead of merely being embarrassed, it appears as though you need to watch out for career threatening situations. If my dreams come true - and you work for me - I will never judge you for getting drunk and peeing on yourself. I’ll just laugh at you and write about it online.
