5 years ago
Here s everything you ever need to know about me: 1. I m a kick-ass, ninja-fighting, grammarian-rebel superhero with delusions of expendability. 2. I work in a salt mine so I tend to be dirty, covered in germs and black dust. 3. I frequently need to step out of my body and have a surreal experience. 4. I break the third wall if this irritates you, put this down right now, seriously. When I first began blogging, I made a deal with myself that I would never write about anything that was true. I quickly amended this, deciding that I would write about things that were sometimes true, from a certain point of view, however; names would always be changed to protect both the innocent and the guilty parties involved. Please understand, even those who know me would be completely unable to recognize themselves from my descriptions at least I hope so and there are few, if any, re-occurring guest stars who are also members of my tales. Hell, I m far too narcissistic for that it s all about ME, BABY! Of course, a few people here and there are mentioned either by an alias that only they would recognize usually as a way of amusing me as well as some people who are actually named who are members of my circle of friends. Still, the factual stories that follow tend to be anything but Believe what you will my friend. Maybe they re all true to the last word. What I m saying is, on a good day people say I m a storyteller, on a bad one they say I m a pathological liar. This is my memoir of what never was but should have been. I hope you enjoy it.
"Do whatever you want, as long as you can live with the consequences." - Wayne
Living on the edge, fighting ninjas, kicking ass, loving hard, getting on with it